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This funny, snarky shirt illustrates the saying “you drive me up the wall.” It is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.


The phrase “you drive me up the wall” means to make someone irritated, angry, or crazy and is supposed to evoke the image of someone trying desperately to escape something by climbing up the walls. We don’t know how phrases like this get a foothold in our language but we thought we would try our hand at it and see if any of them stick.


So next time, instead of saying “you drive me up the wall”, try one of these:


• You paddle me up the driveway

• You skate me around the duck park

• You bus me down the skyscraper

• You throw me through the 5th dimension

• You carry me down the volcano

• You fly me around the toadstool

• You surf me to the rain forest

• You walk me down the isle of misfit toys

• You kayak me down the drainpipe

• You hitchhike your way to my bee stinger

• You bury me in a shallow grave of last nerves

• You launch me into an inner nowhere of lost hope

• You sail me out of the peaceful calm

• You disrupted the Lamborghini festival

• You suck

• You make me irritated, angry, or crazy


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

You Drive Me Up The Wall Funny Unisex T-Shirt

  • USA: 1 to 2 Weeks

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