Whatever it is... I didn't do it! This funny onesie baby bodysuit will bring smiles and laughter where ever you and your baby go. Dress your baby to the nines with this 100% cotton one piece. It has three snap leg closure for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline, and a beautiful print that's bound to get the baby all happy and giggling. Makes a great gift!
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
If you’re looking at this product, there’s a good chance you have a baby. If that’s the case, congratulations! You just made a gross naked thing! You must be so proud of yourself for accomplishing something that happens thousands of times a day. What an achievement!
Babies are quite adorable. There’s something about a tiny human that’s just so amazing in so many ways. They are so adorable that even normal things seem like the cutest things anyone has ever done. If some random person sneezes, it’s boring, dumb, and kinda gross. If a baby sneezes, however, it is the single best part of our day.
That cuteness comes in handy, because babies are a lot of trouble. If babies weren’t cute, you would probably have second thoughts about having yours in the first place. Because every other part of having a baby is absolute torture.
First of all, babies are gross. If you had to deal with someone else producing half the gross fluids your baby produces, you would leave them to die. When will babies understand that no one wants to see their slobber or deal with their (literal) crap? C’mon babies. It’s time to grow up and show some maturity.
Babies are also loud. It’s like they don’t know any other way to deal with their problems! A baby will sit there and think, “I’m bored of sitting in this spot, but my legs are made of pudding… Why don’t I scream? Screaming will help.” Thus, we end up awake all night. Grow up, babies.
To top it all off, babies are always causing trouble. Every heavy object on your counter will end up crashing to the floor. Every decoration will be ripped to pieces. Every sharp object will end up in their mouth. It’s like they're trying to kill themselves!
So if your baby is constantly gross, loud, and troublesome, the least you could do is let them lie about it with this cute onesie! With this adorable funny design, your little one can run around causing problems and still avoid all responsibility. Hey, it’s what babies do.
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