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This is a fun shirt to wear on or around Halloween. It’s a great option for people who don’t like to dress up but still want to participate in Halloween fun!


This funny Halloween t-shirt says what we are all thinking. We’re sure we’re not the only ones that remember our parents, teachers, and other adults warning us kids to never talk to strangers or take candy or other offerings from strangers. And yet, those very same people encouraged us to throw caution to the wind one day a year and not only take candy from strangers but to take it from as many of them as possible in one night. Who’s bright idea was that?


We don’t know for sure but we read it has it has something to do with ancient Celtics preparing food and leaving it out to placate unwelcome spirits.


Now it has somehow morphed into buying candy to placate unwanted children.




One year, my wife bought a bunch of mini Caramello candy bars to pass out to the trick or treaters. I love Caramellos so I promptly tried to eat some. But my wife rebuked me saying that those were for the trick or treaters. I protested. Surely we could spare a few for me but she was insistent explaining that I could have some of my kids candy later that night once they returned with their loot. And you know what they came back with? A bunch of crap like smarties and tootsie rolls. Now I’m not saying I’m too good for smarties and tootsie rolls but when you give away your Caramellos in exchange, I’d say that’s a pretty lousy trade. That’s like trading a gold bar for a nickel. I feel like Halloween makes people dumber.


In any case, every Halloween night, we all lose our collective minds and taking candy from strangers gets cool again. It’s kind of weird, right?


This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed


Trick Or Treating, Taking Candy From Strangers... Funny Halloween Unisex T-Shirt

  • USA: 1 to 2 Weeks

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