It’s true, the term Thunder Thighs can have some negative connotations but not around here! Celebrate your awesome thunder thighs with this funny shirt. This is the perfect shirt to wear while working out, playing sports, and otherwise showing off your powerful thighs.
Thunder: the sound that follows a flash of lightning and is caused by sudden expansion of the air in the path of the electrical discharge.
Thighs: the proximal segment of the vertebrate hind or lower limb extending from the hip to the knee.
Thunder Thighs: the proximal sound that follows a segment of lightning limbs and is caused by sudden vertebrate of the hind air in the path of the electrical hip discharge of the knee.
If that last one didn’t make sense to you it’s because you’ve probably never experienced actual thunder that has actual thighs. I wish I could say the same…
Late one night, I was walking home from a comedy show when I happened upon a freak storm. A freak storm with legs. As the thunder began to roll I caught a brief glimpse of it’s thunder thighs, followed by a thunder shin coming my direction. I scarcely had time to react before a thunder foot kicked me so hard I flew violently through the air. I was hurled across the street into a city park and crash landed with force. Thrashing and rolling for quite some time, I eventually skidded to a stop. I slowly sat up and examined my surroundings. I found myself on the soccer field. In the goal.
Thunder – 1. Me – 0.
Your typical 100% cotton t-shirt (except for Heather Grey, Dark Heather Grey, Heather Green, and Heather Blue colors that contain polyester). Pre-shrunk to make sure your size is maintained throughout several washes, and a classic fit.
• 100% combed ringspun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% combed ringspun cotton and 10% polyester
• Dark Heather Grey, Heather Green, and Heather Blue are 35% combed ringspun cotton and 65% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 30 singles
• Classic semi-contoured silhouette with side seam
• Tear-away label
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Seamed collarette
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem