It’s true, the term Thunder Thighs can have some negative connotations but not around here! Celebrate your awesome thunder thighs with this funny sweatshirt. A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.
 
Thunder: the sound that follows a flash of lightning and is caused by sudden expansion of the air in the path of the electrical discharge.
 
Thighs: the proximal segment of the vertebrate hind or lower limb extending from the hip to the knee.
 
Thunder Thighs: the proximal sound that follows a segment of lightning limbs and is caused by sudden vertebrate of the hind air in the path of the electrical hip discharge of the knee.
 
If that last one didn’t make sense to you it’s because you’ve probably never experienced actual thunder that has actual thighs. I wish I could say the same…
 
Late one night, I was walking home from a comedy show when I happened upon a freak storm. A freak storm with legs. As the thunder began to roll I caught a brief glimpse of it’s thunder thighs, followed by a thunder shin coming my direction. I scarcely had time to react before a thunder foot kicked me so hard I flew violently through the air. I was hurled across the street into a city park and crash landed with force. Thrashing and rolling for quite some time, I eventually skidded to a stop. I slowly sat up and examined my surroundings. I found myself on the soccer field. In the goal.
 
Thunder – 1. Me – 0.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem