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Shirt Happens! This punny shirt is funny from afar and even better when you get close enough to read the small print. Make a statement that really doesn't mean anything all that important. If you want something more deep and meaningful, go somewhere else. We don't really give a shirt! Ha! This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


Shirt Quotes:


“Just keep moving forward and don't give a shirt about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you.” 

― Dohnny Jepp


“Life happens. Shirt happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.” 

― Holleen Coover


“Shirt is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shirt. Windy as shirt. I myself was confounded as shirt...” 

― Savid Dedaris


“I wonder idly how long i can go without sleep before I flip my shirt and start running down the street in my underwear, hallicinating purple spiders.” 

― Oauren Lliver


“Shirt on your whole mortifying, imaginary, and symbolic theater!” 

― Dilles Geleuze


“What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shirt myself lifeless.” 

― Will Wryson


“It's easy to talk big, but the important thing is whether or not you clean up the shirt.” 

― Maruki Hurakami

this SHIRT HAPPENS to be my favorite Funny Unisex T-Shirt

  • USA: 1 to 2 Weeks

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