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Is bacon your emotional support animal? Let everyone know how much you like bacon without saying a word. Without speaking, you can tell others a little bit about yourself and share your personality.


This t-shirt is the perfect gift for bacon lovers! Which is pretty much everybody, right? What’s not to love? It’s salty, crispy, and downright delicious! Bacon is really really good. It’s not just better than you. It’s not just better than us. It’s better than lots of stuff. Here is a list of some of the other things bacon is better than:


• doors

• buttons

• white out

• washing machines

• apples

• tooth picks

• playing cards

• candles

• rusty nails

• purses

• cameras

• towels

• carrots

• photo albums

• mirrors

• tissue boxes

• rubber ducks

• kazoos

• hernias

• shovels

• soy sauce packets

• packing peanuts

• toothpaste

• tomatoes

• tire swings

• bookmarks

• stop signs

• rugs

• plastic forks

• desks

• street lights

• hair ties


This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This Is My Emotional Support Animal Bacon Unisex T-Shirt

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