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Is bacon your emotional support animal? Let everyone know how much you like bacon without saying a word. Without speaking, you can tell others a little bit about yourself and share your personality.


This apron is the perfect gift for bacon lovers! Which is pretty much everybody, right? What’s not to love? It’s salty, crispy, and downright delicious! Bacon is really really good. It’s not just better than you. It’s not just better than us. It’s better than lots of stuff. Here is a list of some of the other things bacon is better than:


• doors

• buttons

• white out

• washing machines

• apples

• tooth picks

• playing cards

• candles

• rusty nails

• purses

• cameras

• towels

• carrots

• photo albums

• mirrors

• tissue boxes

• rubber ducks

• kazoos

• hernias

• shovels

• soy sauce packets

• packing peanuts

• toothpaste

• tomatoes

• tire swings

• bookmarks

• stop signs

• rugs

• plastic forks

• desks

• street lights

• hair ties


Our Poly Twill Apron is the perfect cooking accessory.

• Lightweight, stylish and durable

• 100% Polyester
• Black detachable twill straps

This Is My Emotional Support Animal Bacon Apron

SKU: 3422366150
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