There once was an old book I was forced to read in elementary school. I don’t remember what it was called, but the story went something like this:
Once upon a time there was a guy who had a field of grass. Don’t ask why, he just did. But he got really annoyed one day when he looked on the other side of the fence and saw that his neighbor's grass was actually greener than his! One day he got so obsessed with having greener grass that he SOLD his own property and bought his neighbor’s property just so he could have the greener grass. But once he got into his new field, he realized he had been foolish. The greener grass only went a few yards, and then the rest of the grass was yellow and dead. And the moral of the story is “The grass is always greener on the other side”.
Ok, there are some obvious problems with this story.
First, why own a field of grass in the first place? Yes, in the story it said ‘don’t ask’, but now I’m asking. What good does a field of grass do you? I guess if you really like grass that’s fine, but you could’ve just gone to the park instead of buying your own field of it. Second, how can you tell if someone’s grass is greener than yours? Have you ever actually noticed the difference in shades of green in different blades of grass? Third, how did he not see that the rest of his neighbor’s field was yellow? How shortsighted was he? I feel like a better moral for this story would be “use your money wisely” or “don’t buy grass”!
With this shirt, the grass is greener on the other side! Literally! You can have the green grass you’ve always wanted, and you don’t have to sell an entire field of not-so-green grass just to get it! You can even gift it to others, sharing your vibrant green grass, so nobody has to make poor land purchases.
This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
The Grass Is Greener On The Other Side Funny Unisex T-Shirt
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