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This funny “The glass is half full… of poison” shirt is perfect for optimists and pessimists alike! We all know the common two kinds of people. There are optimists who would say the glass is half full, and there are pessimists, who say the glass is half empty. Regardless of which one you put yourself in, we would argue that there are many more kinds of people than just two.


  • The glass is half full: You’re an optimist
  • The glass is half empty: You’re a pessimist
  • The glass is completely full: You’re being unrealistic
  • The glass is empty: You just drank it
  • The glass is half-n-half: You have a glass of half-n-half
  • The glass is gone: You’re a magician
  • I can’t see anything: You’re blind
  • The glass is broken: You’re clumsy
  • I can see better through the glass: You’re wearing glasses
  • Everything looks darker through the glass: You’re wearing sunglasses
  • The glass is doing a funny dance: you need to stop doing drugs
  • The glass is floating: you’re being abducted by aliens
  • The glass is talking: You have schizophrenia
  • The glass is a slipper: You’re trying to find Cinderella
  • The glass is me: You’re a glass
  • The glass is making everything look bigger: You have a magnifying glass


No matter how you answered the question, we all know that poison is bad. Why is poison bad? Well, because it kills you. Did you expect a more detailed answer than that? So whether the glass is half full, half empty, or whatever, make sure it’s not poison. That would be bad. After all, if you just drank poison, it really doesn’t matter how optimistic you are. All in all, this shirt is a lesson on the importance of reading the fine print. That way, you avoid poison, or to a lesser extent, accidently buying a condo.


This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed


The Glass Is Half Full Of Poison Funny Unisex T-Shirt

  • USA: 1 to 2 Weeks

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