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Are you smarter than the average idiot? Well then, you should certainly not keep this information to yourself. Share it with the world! Stand up and be counted! This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.


Smartness is a dumb thing. There, I said it. It's really quite subjective if you think about it. And we're not going to judge you if you don't. Some people think they are smarter than animals but maybe those people aren't smart. 


Chimpanzees are better than humans in some memory tasks

A young chimpanzee, named Ayumu, remembered the correct order of a series of numbers when they appeared at random for just 210 milliseconds on a touchscreen monitor — crushing human kids in the same task.


Elephants can work together

Elephants work together to solve puzzles, according to researcher Joshua Plotnik from the University of Cambridge in England. In one experiment, two elephants had to drag ropes attached on either side to a table holding two food bowls. This required cooperation because only one elephant pulling wasn't enough. 


Parrots can reproduce sounds of the human language

The most impressive example of this ability is Alex, an African Grey parrot, who knew colors and shapes and learned more than 100 English words. He was trained by Irene Pepperberg, a comparative psychologist at Brandeis University and Harvard.


Dolphins can recognize themselves in the mirror

These mammals recognize themselves in the mirror and have a sense of social identity. They not only know who they are, but they also have a sense of who, where and what their groups are. They interact and comprehend the health and feelings of other dolphins so fast it as if they are online with each other.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Smarter Than The Average Idiot Funny Unisex T-Shirt

  • USA: 1 to 2 Weeks

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