Sleep. Poop. Cry. Repeat. This funny onesie baby bodysuit will bring smiles and laughter where ever you and your baby go. Dress your baby to the nines with this 100% cotton one piece. It has three snap leg closure for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline, and a beautiful print that's bound to get the baby all happy and giggling. Makes a great gift!

• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure

 

The Sleeping Monster

By Shane’s Brain

 

One night, the baby went to sleep

The parents sighed, both breathing deep

With tired eyes and tear-stained cheeks

They hadn’t slept in seven weeks

 

That day had been like all the rest

The baby nestled on mom’s chest

The mother stopped her restless snoring

To endless crying at four in the morning

 

She changed his diaper

Sang a song

She knew this day

Would be really long.

 

So she did her duty

Helped the dude

Changed his clothes

And made him food

 

She sat there tired, tuckered out

While baby boy began to shout

While she tried every remedy:

Bottles, Diapers, Screen TV

 

The entire day had gone like that

Crying, screaming, taking naps

Dad came home, then came the chore:

Getting the child to sleep once more

 

After a while, with many tries

The baby finally closed his eyes

The parents sighed, huddled together

Relieved this wouldn’t last forever.

 

Here at Shane’s Brain, we know there’s an opposition in all things. Every good, beautiful thing comes with a price. For all of the great things about babies, we can’t ignore that they can be pure torture. We created a onesie (Nap, Smile, Be Cute, Repeat) that acknowledged all the great things about having a baby, and the things that made the effort worth it. This onesie commemorates quite the opposite: the immense struggle and effort that it takes to raise a child. Every day can seem like this onesie: the baby takes naps, soils their pants, screams for no reason, then does the whole thing over again. Parents have to face lack of sleep and incredible frustration. Simple things like eating and relaxing become daily challenges. Parenting is definitely not for the faint of heart.

 

So here’s to you, parents. Through all the whining, poop, and property damage, you’ve stayed strong. You’re doing great, and one day, you will be thanked for your effort.

 

Sleep Poop Cry Repeat Baby Bodysuit

$20.99Price