She like piña coladas but getting caught in the rain was her downfall. This funny wicked witch t-shirt is witty and unique! Stand out from the crowd with this clever shirt! It is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
Have you ever noticed that the wicked witch was not the brightest bulb in the package? She knows that water will make her melt and yet there are big buckets of it just sitting around her castle and she keeps lighting the scarecrow on fire. Sorry lady, but that was an accident just waiting to happen.
And then after she melts, her henchman and everybody start praising Dorothy? “Hail Dorothy! The Wicked Witch is dead!” They all take what just happened at face value. You'd think that at least one or two of them would be like, “Wait a minute.... water? This whole time? Hmmm, no wonder she didn’t come to my swim party.”
Then there’s the Munchkins... I bet they were pretty annoyed when they found out! Hey Charlie, you know that witch that’s been harassing us for 30 years? Turns out she’s H20 intolerant. Yeah, we could have just sprayed her with the hose!
It’s really pretty pathetic when you think about it, when you stack it up against other monsters and villains. How do you kill a vampire? Wooden stake through the heart! Werewolf? Silver bullet through the heart! A dragon? Enchanted sword through the heart! Wicked witch? Squirt gun.
With a nemesis like water, how in the world did she live so long in the first place? You’re telling us, she never got caught in the rain. I mean, she drives a broom, it’s not like she can just roll up the window.
You know what else it means.... she’s never taken a shower. Yeah..... well, no wonders she’s so grumpy.... and green..... and single.
Speaking of that, I would love to watch the wicked witch looking at personal ads in the newspaper. She’d be like, ok, let’s see.... this one looks pretty good..... “do you like piña coladas?” Oh yes, I love piña coladas, this could be the one..... let’s see what else.... “and getting caught in the rain” - oh crap. Poor wicked witch.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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