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This funny Raw and Older shirt is a fun parody of the popular TV show, Law and Order. Getting older has it’s benefits but it also has it’s downsides. This t-shirt makes a great gift for anyone getting up in years that suffers from aches and pains. It’s soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.


“Raw and Older: In the solar system, aging based difficulties are considered especially obnoxious. In our city, the dedicated people who endure these vicious ailments are members of an elite squad known as the Intensive Care Unit. These are their stories.”


“The knee pain and back aches of a retired cabbie soon make him wish he had assumed the identity of another man, mainly because he himself has lousy health insurance.”


“When the body of Gretchen Quinnby is found quite bruised after a slip and fall incident near a window factory, we soon find out that "Gretchen Quinnby" wishes she never existed.”


“After retired swimsuit model Jazzy Burgrass is dumped by her longtime boyfriend, Roosevelt Robbspittle, we investigate to find out why a sixty-year-old woman with bad hips went out alone after midnight. Normal levels of prescription drugs in Jazzy's system lead us to another ex-boyfriend who had booted her out because she was 'too cranky'. Our disgust with the whole issue is aggravated by our worry that Jazzy may have arthritis.”


“An old man is found in a bowling alley with his back messed up, and is believed to be a pretty good bowler otherwise. While the man remains stiff and frustrated, we discover that there have been cases similar to his and we try to find a chiropractor. Later, an M.D. informs us that the tests were negative, but at least the bowler has a high average.”

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Raw & Older. Intensive Care Unit. Funny Parody Unisex T-Shirt

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