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If you don't want to get pinched on St. Patricks Day, we have the perfect solution for you! This hilarious t-shirt will provide the perfect motivation for others to leave you be as well as make all your friends laugh! This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


I'm not a big fan of stupid traditions. Just because I don't wear a certain color on a certain day does not give you license to abuse me. Who thinks this stuff up? Some people may call me a party pooper and a stick in the mud for holding such a position but those people need to mind their own business. You know, like not punishing people for what they decide to wear on St. Patrick's Day. Or not forcing people to kiss someone they just happen to be under the mistletoe with. Tradition is a terrible reason to do something you don't want to do. So if you love to participate in such things, go wild, just don't force everyone else to. Stay safe out there! Or not..... you do you...

Pinch Me And Die Funny St Patricks Day Unisex T-Shirt

  • USA: 1 to 2 Weeks

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