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Get big laughs with this funny bible shirt for Christians! Packed with Jesus, SCRIPTURES really satisfies! Makes a great gift! Wear this at your next church function and entertain the masses! It’s soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.


Let everyone know how much you love the scriptures without saying a word. Sharing your interests through what you wear breaks down a barrier. Without speaking, you can tell others a little bit about yourself and share your personality. The initial stress of making small talk in unfamiliar social settings are gone when your t-shirt starts the conversation for you. You'll find people either share your interest or can appreciate your great taste in t-shirts.

Here are a few ways scriptures are like candy bars:

• You can usually find them at hotels

• Harder outer shell with soft center

• Both are popular at Christmastime

• Your dentist would not be happy if you ate either one.

• There are a lot of different versions of each.

• Open and enjoy!


Here are a few ways scriptures are different from candy bars:

• Taste

• A lot of candy bars have nuts. A lot of nuts have scriptures. :)

• When you go trick or treating, you don’t come home with a bag full of bibles.


Here are a few reasons why scriptures are better than candy bars:

• No cavities

• Scriptures are better for you.

• Feasting on the word of God does not make you fat.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Packed With Jesus, Scriptures Really Satisfies! Funny Christian Unisex T-Shirt

  • USA: 1 to 2 Weeks

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