This funny Nuke, I am your father shirt makes a great gift! It’s perfect for Star Wars fans, scientists, teachers, researchers, nerds, and everyone with a sense of humor!

 

We aren’t scientists. So don’t go taking anything we say as scientific fact. Just a fair warning for those of you who were actually trying to learn things here.

 

Nukes are big and they go boom. You probably already knew that. But isn’t it crazy that such a big explosion can come from tiny little atoms? Atoms are really small. So small, It’s weird that we’ve given them a name since we’ve never seen one. It’s like deciding that your baby’s name is Steve before learning it’s a girl. Just kinda weird if you ask us. Regardless these little things we’ve never seen are somehow capable of exploding very violently! You’d think the atoms would have realized their potential and somehow conquered the planet. Because look, you’re MADE of atoms. If atoms took advantage of their situation, they could threaten to blow you up!

 

Isn’t it weird to think that we’re all made of little nuclear bombs? That’s gotta be a design flaw. How can we all be made of material that can make the biggest explosion on earth? That’s like a 9-year-old saying “Oops! I accidentally made this snowman out of C-4!” It’s just a bad idea.

 

Thinking about that, you have to admire the guys who came up with the idea. Their conversation probably went like this:

“Hey y’know those little atom things we’re all completely made of?”

“You mean the ones we’ve never seen?”

“Yeah, those. What if we made one into a bomb?”

“Wouldn’t that mean that everyone could turn themselves into a bomb?”

“Yeah… do you see a problem with that?”

“No, I just wanted to make sure we were on the same page.”

 

And thus, the nuke was born! And you can humorously show the origins of the nuke with this funny shirt! It’s soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

 

Nuke, I Am Your Father, Funny Unisex T-Shirt

$21.99Price
  • USA: 1 to 2 Weeks