This funny dueling chefs apron is everything you've dreamed of and more. Assuming you dream about aprons. Perhaps, the next time you dream about aprons you will find yourself at a hip and trendy party with all of the judges from Chopped. You are hobnobbing with the best chefs in the world, elaborating on how much you hate truffle oil and canned meat. But the main topic of conversation is the apron you are wearing. Why? Because it's funny, witty and totally unique. And I heard a rumor that chefs love that sort of thing.
 
Have you ever heard the expression "Never trust a skinny chef"? It's cute and all but it's judgmental, pretentious, and a bit preachy. After all, most of the top chefs that you are currently partying with are quite thin. What about them? How does this expression make them feel? Who's got their back? You do! With this fun apron, this age-old expression just got served as the thin chef responds with a cute expression of his own - "Don't judge a cook by it's blubber". Booya!
 
Make your dreams come true! You may not hobnob with celebrity chefs but we know you probably have a few friends... so wear this at your next get-together and put a freaking smile on their faces. For realsies.
 
Our Poly Twill Apron is the perfect cooking accessory. Lightweight, stylish and durable
• 100% Polyester
• Black detachable twill straps
 
Cook Out
 
Never trust a skinny chef…
I’ve heard this oft opined,
So the brand new cook I hired
Was the fattest I could find.
 
With great anticipation, then,
I sat down for a nibble.
I took one bite, and then one more,
And though I hate to quibble,
 
It was the most disgusting thing
That I have ever tasted!
I’ve been duped! I’ve been deceived!
This food has all been wasted!
 
The one thing that I learned from this
Much more than any other…
This simple but resounding truth – 
Don’t judge a cook by its blubber!
 
This poem by Shane D Williams appears in All Mixed Up!