Life emerged from the slime a million years ago and uttered a simple but compelling phrase – ugh. It seemed to sum up the overall feeling of existence so perfectly that it etched itself on the side of a mug. 
 
We are proud and excited to continue this phenomenon with the creation of the new and amazing ugh mug. 
 
Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between – this ugh mug will help you ugh through life! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.
 
Keep your Ugh Mug handy at all times to help you ugh through a variety of activities such as:
• Waking up in the morning
• Making your messy bed
• Looking in the unforgiving mirror
• Eating a crappy breakfast
• Going to sucky work
• Talking to a freaking idiot
• Doing lousy paperwork
• Changing a stinking flat tire
• Folding abysmal laundry
• Popping a painful blister
• Reading this strange product description
• Waiting for your slow computer
• Petting an angry llama 
• Watching children play soccer badly
• Paying the stupid bills
• Cleaning your disastrous garage
• Watching predictable TV
• Contemplating meaningless contemplation
• Staring into the endless void
• Avoiding the endless stairs 
 
Other Ugh Mug uses (that you should never ever do) include:
• Swearing and throwing it out the window.
• Cussing and throwing it at your TV.
• Throwing it in the air and catching it with your face.
• Dropping it on your foot.
• Juggling it with a bowling ball and a number 2 pencil.
• Goldfish bowl
(Shane’s Brain Gifts does not endorse any of these suggestions and will not be held responsible for your actions)
 
The ugh mug is:
• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Glossy