Ladies and gentlemen, we are proud to present “If I were a Rug Mug” from the hit musical “Why is that mug on the roof?”
 
"Dear world, you made many, many boring mugs.
I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be boring.
But it's no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had been a rug mug?"
 
“If I were a rug mug,
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba mug.
All day long I'd middy middy mug.
If I were a nifty mug.
I wouldn't be a boring mug.
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba mug.
If I were a middy middy rug,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle mug.”
 
Ok, that’s enough of that. It sounded like a good idea at the time but we can only take so much weird jibber jabber in our showtunes.
 
Let’s try something else… 
 
So without further ado… we proudly present the Rug Mug in “A Few Good Mugs”:
 
“You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a kitchen that has cupboards, and those cupboards have to be filled by mugs with personality. Who's gonna do it? You? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You break easily, and get washed by hand. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that drinking coffee, while seemingly mundane, probably saves lives; and my existence, while meaningless and inconsequential to you, saves lives.
 
You don't want the truth because deep down in the dishwasher you don't think about at wine parties, you want me in that cupboard -- you need me in that cupboard. We use words like "coffee," "tea," "hot chocolate." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent holding something incredibly hot. You use them as a punch bowl.”
 
Wow, what a performance! Get your amazing Rug Mug today!
 
This mug is:
• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Glossy