Do you or someone you know absolutely love chicken nuggets? This nug mug is a must have! Talk about the perfect gift for a nugget lover! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.
The chicken has inspired many wonderful products such as:
• Chicken legs
• Chicken wings
• Boneless chickens
• Rubber chickens
• Chicken in a biscuit
• Chicken fingers
• Popcorn chicken
• Jokes about crossing a road
• Chicken sandwiches
• And of course, chicken nuggets
But now, perhaps the greatest chicken related item ever conceived! The illustrious Nug Mug! Never before has a mug been so nuggish. No chicken nugget loving human should live another second without this mug. It would be a shame. A sham. A tragedy. A travesty. A downright bummer.
A chicken nugget lover without a nug mug is like a cowboy without a humungous belt buckle. It’s like a pancake without syrup. It’s like a nose without nose hair. It’s like a hand without a pinky. It’s like Bob Ross without an afro. It’s like Gilligan without an island. It’s like a party without a pooper. It’s like a painter without a brush. It’s like a socialist without other people’s money. It’s like a tractor without a field. It’s like a motivational speaker that has no motivation. It’s like a soccer ball with nobody to kick it around. It’s like a birthday party without cake. It’s like a telephone pole without flyers about lost dogs. It’s like a hamster wheel without a hamster. It’s like a chicken without a nugget.
Nuggets are essential to a balanced diet. Nug Mugs are essential to a balanced cupboard. Humor is essential to a balanced life. You kindly purchasing our products is essential to us balancing our budget.
This mug is:
• Dishwasher and microwave safe