My mom is better than your mom! This funny t-shirt will bring smiles where ever you go. Wear this fun t-shirt on Mothers Day! It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
My Parents Are Better Than Yours
A poem by Shane D. Williams
My parents are better than yours
It's a fact that's not up for debate
I'm sure that your parents are adequate
I'm not here to squabble or hate
It's just that my parents are better
They’ve mastered this parenting stuff
Their good deeds are real and majestic
It's not just some hearsay and fluff
Don't say that your parents are better
If that is your goal, don't begin
There's no room for more at the podium
The race has been run and mine win!
It's not that your parents are lousy
It's just that mine rose to the top
Some things just cannot be argued
My parents are cream of the crop!
I'm sure you'll hang onto delusion
For truth is what blindness abhors
I'm sorry, ain't no way around it...
My parents are better than yours!