My mom is better than your mom! This funny onesie baby bodysuit will bring smiles and laughter where ever you and your baby go. Dress your baby to the nines with this 100% cotton one piece. It has three snap leg closure for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline, and a beautiful print that's bound to get the baby all happy and giggling. Makes a great gift!
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
My Parents Are Better Than Yours
A poem by Shane D. Williams
My parents are better than yours
It's a fact that's not up for debate
I'm sure that your parents are adequate
I'm not here to squabble or hate
It's just that my parents are better
They’ve mastered this parenting stuff
Their good deeds are real and majestic
It's not just some hearsay and fluff
Don't say that your parents are better
If that is your goal, don't begin
There's no room for more at the podium
The race has been run and mine win!
It's not that your parents are lousy
It's just that mine rose to the top
Some things just cannot be argued
My parents are cream of the crop!
I'm sure you'll hang onto delusion
For truth is what blindness abhors
I'm sorry, ain't no way around it...
My parents are better than yours!