Do you know someone who takes a lot of prescription drugs? Then we can’t think of a better gift for them than this! Just imagine the fun and laughter that will occur when they unwrap it! It also makes a great gift for doctors, nurses, and pharmacists. It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.
On a serious note:
* When used as prescribed by a doctor, prescription medicines can be helpful in treating many illnesses. But when these medicines are misused, they can have serious consequences. So don’t do that crap.
On a not-at-all-serious note:
* The drug mug has been known to hold hot liquids. These include but are not limited to coffee, tea and hot chocolate. In some cases, cold beverages have been introduced as well. In rare instances, filling with dirt and planting a small seed has been known to occur. Side effects may include: happiness, comfort, laughter, peace, coziness, wet mouth, warm throat and urination. Do not use the drug mug if you are allergic to drug mugs. Some people without a drug mug have complained about not having one. Gifting the drug mug may increase familial bonds and strengthen friendships. Call your doctor if you experience extreme satisfaction… he’ll probably want one too. Not recommended for children under the age of zero. Do not run over the drug mug with heavy machinery. If you or a loved one experience increased joy or happiness from using the drug mug, you’re welcome. Stop using the drug mug if you die. If you are pregnant or may become pregnant, congratulations from all of us! No animals were harmed during the making of this mug. The drug mug has not been approved by the FDA but as long as you don’t try to eat it, you’ll be fine. Batteries not included.
This mug is:
• Dishwasher and microwave safe