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This funny Made In USA baby bodysuit will bring smiles and giggles everywhere you and your baby go. Dress your baby to the nines with this 100% cotton one piece. It has three snap leg closure for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline, and a beautiful print that's bound to get the baby all happy and giggling. Makes a great gift!


• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure


If your baby was born in the USA, you probably already know that! But for the sake of our imaginations, what if we were to advertise USA babies? What would that sound like? We’re glad you asked!


Step right up folks! Our babies are cute, funny, and just as much of a responsibility as any other baby! But most importantly, our babies are made right here in the USA! That’s right, your favorite country now has your favorite baby! For the low price of (This part has been censored for obvious reasons), you can have your own USA quality baby that looks just like any other baby!


Your USA baby comes with top features and additions, including:

• A built in Instagram account

• An attitude of entitlement

• An obsession with corny dance crazes

• The ability to mooch off of your life savings and tell you that you never do anything for them AT THE SAME TIME!


USA babies are perfect for family outings. They are specialized to start crying right during the climax of any movie, play, or sporting event you are going to! And forget about enjoying tourist destinations! With your USA baby, you’ll be able to spend every trip searching for the bathroom! Say goodbye to long nights spent relaxing, sleeping, or being happy. Your USA baby will make it so you’re never caught being calm ever again!


Your USA baby comes in one of many custom designs, such as:

• Republican

• Democrat

• Claustrophobic

• Ambidextrous

• Texan Fan

• Orthopedic Surgeon

• And so many more!


But wait, there’s more! With your USA baby, you’ll also get crippling financial debt, absolutely FREE! That’s 2 life altering consequences, all for the low price of (This part is still censored)! So why wait! Get yourself USA baby today, and buy this onesie to let the world know exactly where you got yours!

Made In USA Original Baby Bodysuit

  • USA: 1 to 2 Weeks

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