If you want to get kissed on St. Patricks Day but you also suck at getting kissed on St. Patricks Day, we have the perfect solution for you! This hilarious t-shirt will provide the perfect incentive as well as make all your friends laugh! This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
 
Interesting Facts About Kissing:
 
• A normal kiss burns 6.4 calories per minute. A passionate kiss can burn up to 20 calories per minute.
 
• Today, an average kiss lasts more than 12 seconds.
 
• In the 1980s, an average kiss lasted 5.5 seconds.
 
• People in France and Italy kiss an average of seven times per day.
 
• Two out of three people tilt their heads to the right when kissing.
 
• Kissing strengthens our immune system and slows down the ageing process. Just thinking about a kiss increases the flow of saliva, which in turn loosens plaque.
 
• Three cheek kisses are a standard welcome in France, while in Japan, people only kiss if both parties want sex.
 
• A great deal of swapping goes on in a kiss: 60 milligrams of water, 0.5 milligrams of protein, 0.15 milligrams of gland secretion, 0.4 milligrams of salt and up to 22,000 bacteria.
 
• Kissing stimulates more than 100 billion nerve cells, while happiness hormones and adrenaline course through our bodies, letting our hearts beat faster. Blood pressure and body temperature rise, too.