This funny “Keep Calm And Ok… Not That Calm” mug is perfect for nurses and doctors as well as pretty much anyone! Makes a great gift for Christmas, birthday, or anytime!
Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between – this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
Doctor to nurse: “How is the child who swallowed a few quarters doing?”
Nurse: “No change.”
Did you know that statistically, 9 out of 10 injections are in vein?
Did you hear about the guy who had his entire left side cut off?
He’s all right now.
I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forget how it goes.
I don’t find medical puns funny anymore since I developed an irony deficiency.
A nurse working during a COVID outbreak died and went to hell. It took him two weeks to realize he was dead!
A psych patient who believes he is invisible becomes critically ill and is sent to the hospital.
He wakes up and asks a nurse, “Where am I?”
She says, “ICU.”
He says, “No, you don’t.”