This funny Keep Away And Move On shirt is a great gift for introverts! It is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
Do you hate it when people talk to you? It’s the worst, right? Now, we’re not talking about all people and situations but there are definitely times when you just really don’t want it to happen. You know, the times when you dread it with every ounce of your soul.
Here are just a few of the places and situations where wearing this shirt will come in handy:
• On an airplane – Have you ever sat next to Mister or Miss Chatty on an airplane when all you really wanted to do was relax and enjoy some peace and quiet?
• At a party - Have you ever sat next to Mister or Miss Chatty at a party when all you really wanted to do was relax and enjoy some peace and quiet?
• At school – Have you ever been at school and people asked you all sorts of annoying questions?
• On a first date – Have you ever been on a first date and your date asked you all sorts of annoying questions?
• At work - Have you ever gone to work and wished everyone would just leave you alone?
• At your wedding – Have you ever gone to your own wedding and wished everyone would just leave you alone?
• Walking down the street – Have you ever been walking down the street and you can tell that the person coming toward you is going to talk to you about who knows what and you wish you could crawl into a hole or at least punch that person in the face?
Increase your chances of not getting talked to by wearing this funny shirt. However, it can backfire because people may love this shirt so much that they end up talking to you about it. In that case, we’re sorry but at least you get to talk about something interesting! Good luck out there!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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