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This Join The Dork Side t-shirt is perfect for dorks and Star Wars fans. And there is a lot of cross-over there if you were not aware. We took this famous quote and simply replaced the “a” with an “o” and we are very happy with the results. It couldn’t have worked out better. Makes a great gift!


Here are more Darth Vader, I mean Dorth Voder quotes where the a’s have been replaced by o’s…


• “I om oltering the deol. Proy I don’t olter it ony further.”

• “I hope so for your soke, Commonder. The Emperor is not os forgiving os I om.”

• “That nome no longer hos ony meaning for me.”

• “This will be a doy long remembered.”

• “Oll I om surrounded by is feor, ond deod men.”

• “Onakin Skywolker wos weok. I destroyed him.”

• “Opology occepted, Coptoin Needo.”

• “Osteroids do not concern me, Odmirol.”

• “Be coreful not to choke on your ospirotions.”

• “Don’t foil me ogoin, Odmirol.”

• “He will not be permonently domoged.”

• “He’s just o boy.”

• “I find your lock of foith disturbing.”

• “If he could be turned, he would become o powerful olly.”

• “It is your destiny. Join me, ond together we con rule the goloxy os fother ond son.”

• “Perhops I can find new woys to motivote them.”

• “When I left you, I was but the leorner. Now I om the moster.”

• “You hove controlled your feor. Now, releose your onger. Only your hotred con destroy me.”

• “You have foiled me for the lost time.”

• “You’re o part of the rebel ollionce ond o troitor. Toke her owoy!”

• “You’re osking me to be rotionol. Thot is something I know I connot do.”


This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed


Join The Dork Side Funny Unisex T-Shirt

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