Everybody is unique. We all have different traits, backgrounds, preferences, personalities, flaws, and such. Every single person has a whole persona that is completely their own. Furthermore, everyone has their free will to choose how they are going to act.
Unfortunately, some people use this free will to drive us all totally bonkers. We can’t force them to stop being who they are, regardless of how much we would like to.
That’s why this shirt is so important! It’s a message to all the terribly unique people in this world that you just need some space. It’s a survival tool that comes in handy in a variety of situations. Let’s run through some survival scenarios, shall we?
Scenario 1: The guy at work who sings loudly off key
No need to put up with ear bleeding. No need to get noise-cancelling headphones. Just stand in front of him with this shirt on. He can still keep singing his off-pitch heart out-just not around you.
Scenario 2: The person who takes WAY too long to order at restaurants
Sorry, but the moment to plan out their order was long before they were standing in front of your face! With this shirt can quickly communicate to the individual that they have made a grave error and should be indecisive away from you.
Scenario 3: Cat Ladies
If you like to have lots of cats, that’s fine. But not around other people! Those have to be kept inside, in the basement, away from others who would have to experience your addiction to grumpy balls of hair. This shirt should get that message across well.
So if you and your loved ones want to survive all the “wonderful uniqueness” of this world, Get this amazing shirt! Quickly. Before people show up.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
It's Not You It's Me Funny Unisex T-Shirt
USA: 1 to 2 Weeks