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If you like the shirt, you might buy it.
These are all things you already knew. Whether you thought about it or not, you knew you were looking at a product description for a shirt you are thinking of buying. So why did we tell you things you already knew? We don’t know! It might feel like a waste of words to state the obvious, but it happens all the time! Why does your boss feel the need to inform you “hey, you got a haircut!” “Oh, really? I hadn’t noticed… I couldn’t possibly have known that I had purposefully spent time and money altering my hairstyle unless you had let me know!” And how are you supposed to respond to that? “Uh… thanks… I see you’re wearing pants today!”
Now let's examine the popular saying “I wasn’t born yesterday”. Well, of course you weren’t! We can tell that you’re not a tiny infant that can barely open its eyes. We all know that you’re actually a super old person that can barely open its eyes!
This clever shirt is the perfect birthday gift for someone who is really old. Have you ever wanted to say “Happy birthday! You’re really old!” without actually saying “Happy birthday! You’re really old!”? Well now you can say it in a more subtle and humorous way that is sure to bring laughs and smiles all around. Get it for your mom, dad, grandpa, grandma, papa, nana, aunt, uncle, or just some random old fogie.
Someone really should get one of these for Betty White.
But in reality, this is a great gift for anyone who was born on a day other than yesterday. And if they don’t find it funny, they will at least find it accurate.
Here are some other obvious facts about this shirt:
• It’s an article of clothing
• It has sleeves
• It comes in colors
• If you wear it, people won’t be able to see your belly button
And here are some less obvious facts:
This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping