This funny “I Need You To Go Away” shirt is perfect for introverts or just snarky, sarcastic people in general. Makes a great gift! It is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Always read the small print. Here is an excerpt from a fun, true story about reading the fine print written by Allison Klein from The Washington Post:
“Donelan Andrews has always been attuned to detail.
“I have a folder for everything,” said Andrews, 59, a high school teacher who lives in Thomaston, Ga., about 65 miles south of Atlanta.
When she decided to plan a getaway to England with some girlfriends, they purchased travel insurance, as they each had someone in their lives who was elderly or sick. Through the website Squaremouth she bought a policy that cost $454, the lowest price she could find to cover all of her travel costs, should she need to cancel.
When the company she bought from, Tin Leg — a subsidiary of Squaremouth — sent her the insurance policy, she sat down to read it.
“I always read all the fine print,” she said, adding that her major in college was consumer economics. “I know I sound like a nerd, but I learned to read contracts so you don’t get taken advantage of.”
Andrews was deep into page seven of the policy when something jumped out at her.
“Pays to Read,” read the contract.
It continued: “We estimate that less than 1 percent of travelers that purchase a travel insurance policy actually read all of their policy information — and we’re working to change that.”
It said the first person to email the company and mention the fine-print contest would win $10,000. Andrews immediately emailed.
On Feb. 12, the day after Andrews sent the email to Squaremouth saying she’d seen the contest hidden in her contract, a representative from the company called her and told her she’d won $10,000.
“It was my lucky day,” she said.
The company had quietly started the contest a day earlier, and in that time had sent out 73 policies to different customers who had purchased them, the company said. Andrews was the first one to email.”
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