Halloween is an amazing time of year. It’s the only time when parents can let their kids safely run around covered in blood, taking candy from strangers and worshipping the devil. Everywhere you go, you see majestic things that no one should have to experience ever. Every part of it makes you want to stop, take a deep breath, and scream as loud as you can while running to the nearest therapist.
But in all the excitement of Halloween, you forgot one important detail:
You don’t have friends.
Don’t worry! The “I’m With Ghost” T-shirt is the perfect solution to enjoying the festivities while dealing with your crippling loneliness. Pretend with everyone that you did bring someone to the party, and he’s just invisible. Because there’s no better way to deal with your problems than plausible deniability.
Ghosts make good friends because:
They don’t talk much. Or at all. If they do, that’s schizophrenia, which is a completely different issue
They don’t need to talk about their problems
You can order food for both of you and then eat theirs without looking like a slob
They don’t get jealous. Except for the fact that you have skin.
Ghosts don’t make good friends because:
There’s some reasonable doubt about their existence
They won’t leave. EVER.
It’s a lot harder to text over the astral plane
Doctors will tell you to deal with loneliness in practical ways, like gratitude, practice or socializing. But why involve therapy and effort when you can buy a T-shirt and pretend? The way we see it, it’s cheaper, and you don’t have to actually make friends!
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
I'm With Ghost Funny Halloween Unisex T-Shirt
USA: 1 to 2 Weeks