Now you can moon someone without dropping your drawers or getting arrested for indecency. You’re welcome. This funny t-shirt is perfect to wear to parties or other get-togethers for a good laugh. It is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
 
The Under-Wear-Wolf
 
Run for your lives!
I just heard him howl!
The Under-Wear-Wolf
Is out on the prowl!
 
He chases the people,
And fills them with dread,
While streaking through town,
Underpants on his head.
 
Yes, Zachary Wolf,
That weird kid next door,
He’s at it again!
(He's done this before…)
 
So now we're just hoping
It will be over soon.
But one thing's for sure:
There will be a full moon.
 
This poem by Shane D. Williams appears in All Mixed Up!