This is a fun shirt to wear on or around Halloween. It’s a great option for people who don’t like to dress up but still want to participate in Halloween fun!
 
This funny Halloween t-shirt makes light of the aches and pains that come with getting older. Get great laughs and comments as you wear this around the office or to Halloween parties. 
 
Here are some other things you may have in common with a haunted house:
• There is a skeleton deep inside.
• Creepiness.
• Unexplained noises.
• Children are afraid of you.
 
Speaking of that, I remember one time I was at a public library on Halloween with my kids and they had made a small “haunted house” for the kids to walk through. While standing in line I was amused by all the kids that were dressed up as scary creatures but at the same time were absolutely losing their minds with horror at the thought of going in there. Some were crying. Some were clinging to their parents. Some were trying to flee.
 
Here is a poem inspired by that experience:
 
Hallowimpy
 
The goblin just let out a shriek!
The ghost broke down in tears!
The mummy, though he’s trying hard,
cannot contain his fears.
 
Dracula’s immobilized.
He’s in a frightened trance.
And Frankenstein is quivering.
The witch just wet her pants!
 
The mutant beast just threw a fit,
and fell down on the ground.
The troll broke free and ran away;
he’s nowhere to be found.
 
I thought they’d have a better time,
I thought they’d be more merry…
Remind me, next year, not to make
my haunted house so scary!
 
This poem by Shane D. Williams appears in The Sun is on Fire! 
 
This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed