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I’m having a bald hair day. This funny t-shirt makes a great gift for Father’s Day, Christmas, birthday or anytime. It is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed


(Excerpts from an article by John Scott Lewinsky)


Hair Can Be a Pain!

Do you ever look at guys with elaborate quaffs covered in tons of “product” and wonder how much time they spend worrying about the dead protein on their domes? That doesn’t happen to a guy with a bald head. His morning routine is wash, walk, and forget. Dan Madigan is a successful screenwriter in Los Angeles. He started losing his hair while employed as a bouncer at tough Boston nightclubs and working out as a boxer, powerlifter, and wrestler. He says going bald was a relief. “It has its pluses,” he says of his now hairless head. “In some ways, it frees you up. You feel streamlined. When I started to lose my hair in my late 20s, I had a few months of angst. Then I realized that all of my favorite men of action were bald.”


Leave Vanity to the Boys!

Vanity and narcissism are unattractive qualities in anyone, but their deal killers for men who aspire to experience a full life. If you have nothing better to do than worry about your hairline, maybe you’ve got a little too much free time on your hands.


Find a Bald Role Model!

For all the worrying men do about losing their hair, you’d think more of them would remember that some very badass and successful men are and were comfortably bald. Like who? Like Tyrese Gibson, Vin Diesel, Billy Zane, Taye Diggs, Stanley Tucci, Pitbull, Mark Strong, Jason Statham, Matt Lauer, Isaac Hayes, Mark Messier, Andre Agassi, Albert Pujols, Stone Cold Stone Austin, Marvelous Marvin Hagler, Lex Luthor, Brian Urlacher, Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, Evander Holyfield, and a huge chunk of the NBA, including Michael Jordan. Can’t a man find some peace in that company?


Embrace It and Live Your Best Life!

Forget the surgeries and drugs. Save that money for a life adventure. Something that matters. Don’t bother covering it up with hats, and please, for the love of all that’s holy, don’t attempt a combover.








I'm Having A Bald Hair Day Funny Unisex T-Shirt

  • USA: 1 to 2 Weeks

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