This funny t-shirt is a play on words that twists the meaning of this saying from liking mornings to loathing them. Makes a great gift for people who hate waking up in the morning. Wear this around the office for big laughs. This clever t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

 

The Morning Rebellion

 

I’m startled awake!

My alarm starts to beep!

It’s morning already?

I need some more sleep!

 

I smack my alarm clock,

roll over and groan,

“I’m sick of you, morning,

just leave me alone!”

 

“That’s it!” shouts the morning,

“I’ve had quite enough!”

Then morning resigns and

storms off in a huff!

 

And though we’re not ready,

although it’s too soon,

the day is now forced

to begin afternoon.

 

There’s no time for showers!

No time to brush hair!

No dressing for school,

we’re already there!

 

There’s all types of chaos,

and panic galore,

‘cause afternoon’s never

been morning before!

 

The clocks are all wrong,

but we don’t know what’s right.

If afternoon’s morning,

then what will be night?

 

If night’s afternoon,

and if morning’s still gone,

will there be a tomorrow?

Will life still go on?

 

Oh morning, I’m sorry!

We all are! It’s true!

We’re sorry for scorning

and bad-mouthing you!

 

If you will come back,

I will use my time better!

I’ll wake up all cheerful!

I’ll be a go-getter!

 

Then…

 

I’m startled awake!

My alarm starts to beep!

It was all just a dream,

so I go back to sleep.

 

This poem by Shane D. Williams appears in The Sun is on Fire!

 

 

I'm a Mourning Person I'm Sad That I'm Awake Right Now Funny Unisex T-Shirt

$23.99Price
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