We hope we never get pink i. Pink i would be really difficult to have. Imagine how hard life would be with pink i. It would be terrible! For starters, no one wants to be around someone with pink i. Every other color of i, from brown to blue to green to hazel, is perfectly fine. People understand it. But if your i’s are pink, you’ve got a problem. People avoid you, afraid that their i’s will also turn pink. Even your friends and family might temporarily disown you. You would have to wait until the whole pink i thing has gone before you can continue with your life.
Pink i’s also don’t look very good. They are bright and noticeable and ugly, not really what you want people to look at. You can be as fancy as you want, but at the end of the day, everyone will just notice your pink i’s. You’d have to stay inside for 2 weeks! That doesn’t sound fun!
But, soon enough, your experience with pink i will be over. It does end. Then you’ll be free, as your i’s return to normal color and people will never notice the difference. Your friends will once again welcome you and your normal i’s into their social circle, and you won’t be afraid of people notice those horrible pink i’s. You will all but forget that dreadful time when your i’s were that hideous pink.
But whether you have pink i or not, you can enjoy this shirt! It’s fun to make fun of contagious diseases! Watch in delight as people read your shirt, laugh out loud, and then consider whether they should be standing next to you! It makes a great gift for friends, family, doctors, teachers, and that one guy you know with pink i.
Shoot! Got it again!
This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
I Have Pink I, Can I Go Home? Funny Unisex T-Shirt
USA: 1 to 2 Weeks