This funny mug proudly proclaims “I have not been there, nor have I done that.” Going places and doing things is highly overrated. Sitting around your home in sweatpants listening to music or reading is much preferred. Living a simple life should be celebrated! Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between – this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

Here is a list of places I have not been.
• Glasgow, Scotland
• Edinburgh, Scotland
• Scotland
• Somewhere over the rainbow
• Kansas
• Chicago
• Jefferson’s Airplane
• Istanbul
• Constantinople
• Bermuda
• On top of old smokey
• Underneath young smokey
• Norway
• West Xylophone

Here is a poem about not going skiing:

Remember That Day?

I remember that day when I didn’t go skiing.
It’s, no doubt, the best time that I never had!
I remember that one part that I can’t remember.
Not thinking about it just makes me feel glad!

I remember the feeling of none of it happening.
I’ll never forget the way I wasn’t there,
the way that I never rode up on the ski lift,
the way that the breeze never blew through my hair.

I remember not wanting the day to not end,
and hoping not skiing would last for-not-ever.
I remember that day just like it never happened!
It was, without question, the greatest day never!

This poem by Shane D. Williams appears in The Sun is on Fire!

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

I Have Not Been There Nor Have I Done That Funny Mug

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