I Have Not Been There Nor Have I Done That. This funny onesie baby bodysuit will bring smiles and laughter where ever you and your baby go. Dress your baby to the nines with this 100% cotton one piece. It has three snap leg closure for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline, and a beautiful print that's bound to get the baby all happy and giggling. Makes a great gift!

• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
 
Here is a list of places I have not been.
• Glasgow, Scotland
• Edinburgh, Scotland
• Scotland
• Somewhere over the rainbow
• Kansas
• Chicago
• Jefferson’s Airplane
• Istanbul
• Constantinople
• Bermuda
• On top of old smokey
• Underneath young smokey
• Norway
• West Xylophone
 
Here is a poem about not going skiing:
 
Remember That Day?
 
I remember that day when I didn’t go skiing.
It’s, no doubt, the best time that I never had!
I remember that one part that I can’t remember.
Not thinking about it just makes me feel glad!
 
I remember the feeling of none of it happening.
I’ll never forget the way I wasn’t there,
the way that I never rode up on the ski lift,
the way that the breeze never blew through my hair.
 
I remember not wanting the day to not end,
and hoping not skiing would last for-not-ever.
I remember that day just like it never happened!
It was, without question, the greatest day never!
 
This poem by Shane D. Williams appears in The Sun is on Fire!