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I Have Not Been There Nor Have I Done That. This funny onesie baby bodysuit will bring smiles and laughter where ever you and your baby go. Dress your baby to the nines with this 100% cotton one piece. It has three snap leg closure for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline, and a beautiful print that's bound to get the baby all happy and giggling. Makes a great gift!

• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure


Here is a list of places I have not been.

• Glasgow, Scotland

• Edinburgh, Scotland

• Scotland

• Somewhere over the rainbow

• Kansas

• Chicago

• Jefferson’s Airplane

• Istanbul

• Constantinople

• Bermuda

• On top of old smokey

• Underneath young smokey

• Norway

• West Xylophone


Here is a poem about not going skiing:


Remember That Day?


I remember that day when I didn’t go skiing.

It’s, no doubt, the best time that I never had!

I remember that one part that I can’t remember.

Not thinking about it just makes me feel glad!


I remember the feeling of none of it happening.

I’ll never forget the way I wasn’t there,

the way that I never rode up on the ski lift,

the way that the breeze never blew through my hair.


I remember not wanting the day to not end,

and hoping not skiing would last for-not-ever.

I remember that day just like it never happened!

It was, without question, the greatest day never!


This poem by Shane D. Williams appears in The Sun is on Fire!

I Have Not Been There Nor Have I Done That Funny Baby Bodysuit

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