This funny "I'd rather be naked!" baby bodysuit will bring smiles and giggles everywhere you and your baby go. Dress your baby to the nines with this 100% cotton one piece. It has three snap leg closure for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline, and a beautiful print that's bound to get the baby all happy and giggling. Makes a great gift!
• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure
Babies get everything. Y’know, besides cognitive awareness.
But really, being a baby is a sweet gig. There are so many things that a baby can do that the average person could get arrested for. Being a baby is like the ultimate free trial for life. You get to do whatever you want with zero consequences. You even get to forget it all after, so you don’t have to be embarrassed about it!
If you release any bodily fluids in public, there’d be consequences. You’d at least get a fine. Probably worse. You’d most likely never be able to show your face within a 100 mile radius ever again. However, a baby enters a public restaurant, sees a group of well-dressed individuals eating, and thinks, “Wow! What a cool bathroom!” And then when chaos inevitably occurs, everyone just shrugs it off! Like, “oh, that small person just ruined my appetite! It’s ok, he’s wearing a small white cloth that does NOTHING.” We have gross messy time bombs just waiting to go off, and our greatest defense is the diaper? A piece of mesh paper with a safety pin? We brought this disaster on ourselves, people. Of course, the baby couldn't care less. The world is their toilet.
Screaming is terrible. Nobody wants to hear it. Does the baby care? Absolutely not! Babies will scream about anything. Hunger, tiredness, boredom, messes they made, and anything else. But hey, they have the right to. Because we all know that they have such a hard life. All the napping, playing, slobbering… They have it rough. They deserve a good scream every now and again.
Then there’s the crown jewel of all baby privileges: getting naked.
The penalty for going around in the nude in the United States is so severe, for good reason. Nobody wants to see that. You could face jail time, huge fines, and be registered as a sex offender. Babies? Total opposite. It’s a right, privilege, and responsibility to run around the home without clothes. Is it fair? Yeah, definitely. Again, no one wants to see that. But still, babies get everything.
So if you’re baby loves to take advantage of their amazing privileges, this onesie is perfect for them. Get them for neighbors, family, or your own screaming nude child.
I'd Rather Be Naked! Funny Baby Bodysuit
USA: 1 to 2 Weeks