Ladies and gentlemen, It’s boating day! Whether you’re boating on a local, state, or national level, it’s a great opportunity to boat for your views and values!
Who will you boat for? There’s a wide range of candidates, all fighting, campaigning, and working for your boat. They all have unique views and ideas that you could boat in favor of. What you decide to do with your boat could make a big difference. Your boat matters. You only get one chance, so use your boat wisely.
The rules of boating day are simple. Boating stations are set up all over your city or town, for all eligible boaters to place their boats. All you have to do is fill out a boating ballot, showing who you are boating for. Once everyone has boated, a winner can be determined.
Boating is a right and a responsibility. It is a privilege to cast your boat. We have the power to boat for what we want. We can boat for order. We can boat for change. When you step out of that booth, you can confidently and proudly say “I boated”.
Ok, now we’ve run out of boat puns. You get the idea.
This hoodie is a great product to guarantee laughs. And if not that, at least some genuine eye-rolling. It’s a perfect shirt for the next election day, voting party, or fishing trip. Although if you’re wearing it on a fishing trip, it’ll go from a play on words to a literal statement of your hobbies. But, hey what’s wrong with that? It’s still going to make people laugh.
So whether you’re boating for president or fun, this is a great hoodie. It makes a great gift for friends, family, fishers, voters/boaters, that one guy at work, or anybody else!
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
I Boated (I Voted) Funny Boating Unisex Hoodie
USA: 1 to 2 Weeks