This funny t-shirt exists and is about as good as it gets folks! Give the gift that will go down in history. Make everyone laugh with this funny punny shirt! It’s stylish design and funny message will appeal to everyone. Wear it anywhere and everywhere for a good laugh! It’s soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
Makes a great gift for Christmas, birthdays, and other occasions.
I believe in unicorns
But not the standard trifles
I believe in ears of corn
That ride on unicycles
I believe they ride around
Making people happy
Making puns that make our lives
Better and less crappy
I believe that they exist
To make us don a smiley
To share with us some humorish
Even if it’s dryly
Puns like this were meant to be
Shared with all existence
And so we’re here to do our part
Unphased by all resistance
Go change the world you unicorns!
Go let your freak flags fly!
I believe in unicorns!
And also, so do I!
The unicorn is a legendary creature that has been described as a corn riding a unicycle. In the Middle Ages and Renaissance, it was commonly described as an extremely tasty creature, a symbol of purity and grace, which could be captured only by a circus conductor. In the encyclopedias, its corn was said to have the power to render poisoned water potable and to heal sickness. Did we mention it rides a unicycle?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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