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This funny onesie exists and is about as good as it gets folks! This "I Believe In Unicorns" baby bodysuit will bring smiles and giggles everywhere you and your baby go. Dress your baby to the nines with this 100% cotton one piece. It has three snap leg closure for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline, and a beautiful print that's bound to get the baby all happy and giggling. Makes a great gift!

• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure


I believe in unicorns

But not the standard trifles

I believe in ears of corn

That ride on unicycles


I believe they ride around

Making people happy

Making puns that make our lives

Better and less crappy


I believe that they exist

To make us don a smiley

To share with us some humorish

Even if it’s dryly


Puns like this were meant to be

Shared with all existence

And so we’re here to do our part

Unphased by all resistance


Go change the world you unicorns!

Go let your freak flags fly!

I believe in unicorns!

And also, so do I!


The unicorn is a legendary creature that has been described as a corn riding a unicycle. In the Middle Ages and Renaissance, it was commonly described as an extremely tasty creature, a symbol of purity and grace, which could be captured only by a circus conductor. In the encyclopedias, its corn was said to have the power to render poisoned water potable and to heal sickness. Did we mention it rides a unicycle?

I Believe In Unicorns Funny Baby Bodysuit

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