This funny hippo mug is the perfect gift for hippo lovers or anyone with a sense of humor! Makes a great gift for Christmas, Birthday, or anytime. Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between – this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.
Let everyone know how much you love hippos and/or swearing with this clever mug.
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
We went down to the zoo today;
It started out just fine.
We went into the hippo house,
But didn't read the sign.
You should have seen my mother's face –
It really was a sight!
That hippo was just sitting there,
A-cussin' left and right.
I heard that hippo say some words
I'd never heard before.
My mother quickly turned us 'round
And marched us out the door.
My mama's face was still bright red,
As we got in the car.
We’ll never see that zoo again…
Mom says it's rated R.
That hippo ruined everything;
Our whole day just went south.
We should have read the warning –
It said “Hippopottymouth”!
This poem by Shane D. Williams appears in All Mixed Up!
Hippopottymouth Funny Hippo Mug
USA: 1 to 2 Weeks