“Oh my gosh, it’s a FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!!!!!!!!”
“I’m, not a shopping list, I’m a ghoooooooooost!!!!!
 
For those of you who have also watched Spongebob Squarepants so many times that you know more Patrick quotes than loved ones’ birthdays, this shirt is instantly recognizable and lovable. For those of you who have no idea what you are currently looking at… will we get in trouble for calling you “uncultured”? That’s the word we’re leaning towards.
 
This episode is a genuine classic. We all know the scene: Mr. Krabs had sold Spongebob an old soda drinking hat, and soon after realized that it was worth a fortune. After several failed attempts to get the hat back, Mr. Krabs decides to scare him into giving the hat back. A piece of paper is fastened to a fishing pole. Thus leading us to:
 
“Oh my gosh, it’s a FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!!!!!!!!”
“I’m, not a shopping list, I’m a ghoooooooooost!!!!!
(This also shows how extremely gullible Spongebob is)
 
Then a bunch of weird things happen, and pretty soon Mr. Krabs is searching for Smitty Werbanjagermanjensen and defiling graves for money. Then he kills a bunch of skeletons (figure that one out) and pretty much ruins the cemetery.
 
And if none of that made sense in the least… we’re still gravitating toward the word “uncultured”. But people can always change - and we sure hope you do.
 
Either way, this shirt is the absolute perfect gift for Spongebob fans! Imagine them opening the gift, their eyes, getting wide in surprise and glee, shrieking for joy and yelling:
 
“Oh my gosh, it’s a FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!!!!!!!!”
“I’m, not a shopping list, I’m a ghoooooooooost!!!!!
 
This is your shirt, Mr. Krabs. You are number one!
 
It’s soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
 
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed