This shirt is pretty straight forward. We want to correct a grammatical mistake that motivational speakers have been making for years. Sorry, but no matter how inspirational it sounds, happiness does not start with U, or me, or gratitude. That’s wrong. You can’t inspire people by telling them lies! That’s just not right! If you really want to inspire people, teach them correct grammar so they can be properly educated, get good work, and actually have happiness. Because if people go around spelling happiness with U, me, or gratitude, they’re going to have a hard time finding jobs.
In fact, we aren’t sure what uappiness is. The computer says it’s not a word. But y’know what does start with U? Unhappiness! And that’s the exact opposite of what we were trying to get! Although it does make this quote rather interesting:
“Unhappiness begins with u. Not with your relationship, your friends, or your job. But with u.”
So if you want to be unhappy, then you can use the letter U. Otherwise, learn correct spelling.
Likewise, meappiness is not a word. It does sound like a clever name for some sort of meaty microwave dinner though! Just imagine the commercial:
“Are you in a rush and need a hearty meal that will satisfy your stomach? Then try MEAPINESS! A quick and simple meal full of carbs and proteins!” Then a jazzy jingle will come on like “Try Meapinessssssss- It’s Happiness With Meat!”
So if you want a catchy microwave dinner, then you start happiness with me. Otherwise, learn correct spelling.
And if those two weren’t words, then gratitudeappiness is DEFINITELY not a word. You can’t just go around mashing two whole words together! Who do you think you are, the Frankentstein of the spelling community? If you are, then… well, I guess you can keep doing what you’re doing. Otherwise, learn correct spelling.
So if you want to avoid further abuse of grammar, then start spelling happiness with an H, and more importantly, buy this shirt! Give it to your friends and family! Give it to motivational speakers! Give it to grammar nerds! Help spread awareness of this grammatical error!
This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping