Have you ever noticed that fishing is boring? In all honesty, there’s gotta be a more entertaining way to catch fish! All you do is stand there with string in the water until a fish is dumb enough to bite it! If you really think about it, we’re just testing the IQ of fish. The ones who swim away are fine. The ones who try to eat the metal hook, well, they probably weren’t fairing well in the wild anyway…
And the fish always bite at the wrong time! You’ll be sitting there for hours waiting for something, and the SECOND you step away to get a snack, your pole gets pulled underwater. Seriously? See, the fish are getting too smart for this. They’ve probably also gotten too smart to fall for the gross things people use as bait. Where does some of that stuff come from? “Hey, I found a slimy unrecognizable ooze in the gutter! I’m gonna catch a fish with it.”
In our frustration with fishing, we asked 100 fishers, “What’s the key to fishing?” 100% of them said “Patience”. While some may find that profound knowledge, we at Shane’s Brain have concluded that patience is the only skill involved in fishing, since you do nothing but wait. Now, we have nothing against patience. If we did, we probably wouldn’t be selling this shirt. Or running this business. But when you make waiting into a sport, that’s where we draw the line. We draw the line at the… fishing… line… Woah, that was deep.
If you are a fisher, we congratulate you. You have way more patience than us. We also congratulate you, because you have a great excuse to buy this shirt for yourself, your loved ones, or any of the boring fishers in your life. And if you order too late for their birthday, don’t worry- they can wait for a while.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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