Have you ever noticed that fishing is boring? In all honesty, there’s gotta be a more entertaining way to catch fish! All you do is stand there with string in the water until a fish is dumb enough to bite it! If you really think about it, we’re just testing the IQ of fish. The ones who swim away are fine. The ones who try to eat the metal hook, well, they probably weren’t fairing well in the wild anyway…
And the fish always bite at the wrong time! You’ll be sitting there for hours waiting for something, and the SECOND you step away to get a snack, your pole gets pulled underwater. Seriously? See, the fish are getting too smart for this. They’ve probably also gotten too smart to fall for the gross things people use as bait. Where does some of that stuff come from? “Hey, I found a slimy unrecognizable ooze in the gutter! I’m gonna catch a fish with it.”
In our frustration with fishing, we asked 100 fishers, “What’s the key to fishing?” 100% of them said “Patience”. Now, we have nothing against patience. If we did, we probably wouldn’t be selling this mug. Or running this business. But when you make waiting into a sport, that’s where we draw the line. We draw the line at the… fishing… line… Woah, that was deep.
If you are a fisher, we congratulate you. You have way more patience than us. We also congratulate you, because you have a great excuse to buy this mug for yourself, your loved ones, or any of the boring fishers in your life. And if you order too late for their birthday, don’t worry- they can wait for a while.
Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between – this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe