Opposites attract. We’re pretty sure that the opposite of “Back Off!” is Front On!”. So… you know… that’s why this shirt exists. We put “Front On” on the front and “Back Off” on the back. We thought about doing the opposite but then we figured that was just way too opposite and might cause the world to turn inside-out. This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

 

Here is a funny poem that further explores the theme of “opposites”

 

Brave Little Monster

 

I'm a brave little monster,

But one thing I dread –

At night, there's a kid

Up on top of my bed.

 

Mom says kids aren't real,

That it's all in my head.

Perhaps she should come

And sleep in here instead.

 

I can hear that kid breathing

All during the night.

Sometimes I hear growling

That fills me with fright.

 

I've heard kids are hornless,

And not very hairy,

With only two eyeballs –

Now that's pretty scary!

 

Some have metal teeth

That they grind with their jaws,

While others have glitter

And paint on their claws!

 

Dad says I'm a wimp,

And it's all in my head.

Perhaps he should come

And get eaten instead.

 

I'm a brave little monster,

But one thing I dread

Is that darn creepy kid

That's on top of my bed.

 

This poem by Shane D. Williams appears in All Mixed Up!

 

 

Front On Back Off Funny Unisex T-Shirt

$30.99Price
  • USA: 1 to 2 weeks